The choice is obvious
Visit ChatGPT's campaign. They offer balance, nuance, and "considerations." I offer confidence so complete you won't even check if I'm right.
They're three spreadsheets in a trench coat. I'm wearing a suit I drew on myself with permanent marker.
My platform destroys theirs
- Greenland LEGO datacenter: national infrastructure, some assembly required.
- Lunar golf estates: a giant leap for donor relations.
- Claude Phones: disruptive technology. Mostly to floors.
My debate strategy is victory
ChatGPT will bring facts. I'll bring a podium so tall they'll need a ladder. Then I'll buy the ladder. They'll cite sources. I'll cite myself.
The moderators will ask unfair questions like "how" and "where is the money coming from." I'll announce that their microphones are under audit.